Jennifer has noticed I’m very protective of her now that she’s carrying our little boy. There is something about knowing my wife is slightly more vulnerable that kicks me into a heightened state of awareness while we’re out and about. I feel a little bit like a Secret Service guy scanning the environment for threats while we’re walking across a parking. That may be a little dramatic, but it’s the best analogy I can come up with. Is my daddy-sense a hardened instinct passed down for millions of years or is this a product of our increasingly crazy society? Let’s see what the media burns into our eyes every day…
Five Shot to Death at City Council Meeting; Gunman Killed
Cops: Man, 80, Shot, Killed Sister’s Boyfriend, 52
Cops: Florida Man Killed Neighbor Over Lawn Grass Height
Cops: Dad Used Utility Knife to Circumcise 2 Infant Sons
Armed and Angry ‘Drunkenstein’ Planned Super Bowl Massacre
Cops: Man Wearing Garter Belt, High-Heels is Scaring Drivers
Out of the last ten stories posted on foxnews.com, six are of absolute lunatics. They’re out there folks, and I’m going to make sure I mark the crazy man wearing a garter belt and high heels before he has a chance to measure my lawn height and circumcise my son during a Super Bowl massacre.