Thoughts From a Soon-to-be Dad

Jennifer has noticed I’m very protective of her now that she’s carrying our little boy. There is something about knowing my wife is slightly more vulnerable that kicks me into a heightened state of awareness while we’re out and about. I feel a little bit like a Secret Service guy scanning the environment for threats while we’re walking across a parking. That may be a little dramatic, but it’s the best analogy I can come up with. Is my daddy-sense a hardened instinct passed down for millions of years or is this a product of our increasingly crazy society? Let’s see what the media burns into our eyes every day…

Five Shot to Death at City Council Meeting; Gunman Killed

Cops: Man, 80, Shot, Killed Sister’s Boyfriend, 52

Cops: Florida Man Killed Neighbor Over Lawn Grass Height

Cops: Dad Used Utility Knife to Circumcise 2 Infant Sons

Armed and Angry ‘Drunkenstein’ Planned Super Bowl Massacre

Cops: Man Wearing Garter Belt, High-Heels is Scaring Drivers

Out of the last ten stories posted on foxnews.com, six are of absolute lunatics. They’re out there folks, and I’m going to make sure I mark the crazy man wearing a garter belt and high heels before he has a chance to measure my lawn height and circumcise my son during a Super Bowl massacre.

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